May 2013
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termsofenragement:
Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:
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digivolvin:
when dudes say they’ve been friendzoned i like to imagine rod serling waiting impatiently to escort their entitled manchildren butts into the alternate dimension they’ve created for themselves— a dimension not only of sound, but of mind. a journey into the land of their imaginations.
welcome to The Friend Zone.
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sammiecakesss:
wankingatthedisco:
HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE
if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on
THANK YOU FOR THIS. Oh and bitches need to bring hair...
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50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
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One day you’ll just be a memory to some people. Do your best to be a good one.
– www.lovelifehappy.com (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
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jwisser:
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vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
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danisnotonfjre:
giftedbuttwisted:
At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories.
In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.
the choice is yours
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snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
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bitchez-brew:
smalltownbigguy:
In the South we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and I think that’s beautiful.
Truest shit I’ve ever read.
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k-hiq:
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holyjazspers:
horton hears a huh
horton hears a what
horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady
HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE
horton hears a hater
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idaresayihavetoomany:
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
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rosskemp:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked...
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